Charlotte Queen of the United Kingdom (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
andwhosearmy) wrote2017-04-10 02:31 am
andwhosearmy) wrote2017-04-10 02:31 am
open rp post /tfln overflow
1. leave a prompt, anything, lyrics, TFLN, pictures, or a starter, empty comment. Try me.
2. wait for RP bullshit to happen, I'll get back to you
3. I'm going to be in your inbox, just watch me.
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Gosh, why not? That's definitely more interesting as far as occupations go. Would you go for it if they did? Throw themselves desperately at you?
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There was a time in my younger days when I would go for it but as I've gotten older I've become more picky about the women I take to my bed.
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Well, there you go. I'm an old soul. Not every pizza delivery guy is going to make my ass miss some pinching.
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You're tempting me to give your ass a pinch at the next meeting just to see all those old bastards lose their minds. You're trouble, Charlie.
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I think you remember more than you let on, because you seem to delight in using me as a tool to rebel against old customs.
What if I will fondle your arse instead? Do you think they could hold their gasps in?
ugh after work training
Go ahead. I'll play along.
D: long day?
You say that as if you were gifting me with a favour and not the other way around.
so much work training after work it's exhausting
It's always nice to have company in trouble making.
sounds like it. What are you training for?
I feel you smiling like a little arsehole. Fine, I'll entertain you in the next meeting. You'll owe me, though. I will collect in form of your mum's tea.
a new exhibit where we'll do science shows
Little? No little about it. I'm an asshole. A massive one. What kind do you want?
oh man, that sounds exciting though??
A big hairy asshole. Got it. Now, stop being so charming about it.
Oh my, there's several kinds? You'll have to walk me through this.
it's fun but also exhausting
I'm afraid I can't. I'm too old to change my ways.
She makes a few varieties. Rose tips, various green varieties, a mint blend. What do you like?
I bet. Are they just sciency or something specific?
That is your excuse, is it?
Rose tips. That sounds lovely. I don't want to trouble your mum, though.
it's about robots
Don't worry, she'll be tickled when I tell her it's for the Queen.
I want your job.
Oh. Well, in that case. I will deliver a thank you card to her. Shall I give it to you?
lol, it's not bad when i don't think about how little money it pays
Yeah, I'll take it to her.
well, then there's that...
then.
Fantastic. One day I will have to somehow bully you into letting me meet her.
yup
I'm sure it won't take much. She'll be harassing me as well.
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Don't let her harass you for long. I'm happy to meet her.
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She won't be patient, I know. She might even want to deliver the tea in person.
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I wouldn't be against that, you know. Please, tell her, in case your predictions are true, that I would be delighted.
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I'll talk to her and get back to you.
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Lovely.
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Sure. I do that. Do you mind?
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