Charlotte Queen of the United Kingdom (
andwhosearmy) wrote2017-04-10 02:31 am
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2. wait for RP bullshit to happen, I'll get back to you
3. I'm going to be in your inbox, just watch me.
@ heromedal
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But no dog jokes, please.
[ Because a guy named Rex has had enough of those, head pats or no. ]
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Dog jokes, darling? Why in the world would I go there?
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Oh you know. Rex. Head pats. It made sense to me.
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[ But she's smirking like a little bastard at her end still. ]
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[ Why he felt the need to tell her is beyond him. Maybe because he makes him feel super awkward in the best way. ]
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[ That's just sad. Who bullied you, darling? ]
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[ He wasn't exactly popular as a child because... he has always been as gloomy and serious as he is now. Imagine a ten year old with a face like this. ]
I guess you didn't have to put up with that sort of thing when you were little?
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[ She still does, just saying. ]
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[ Not that he'd change her. Bully me more, senpai. ]
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[ Because when he's jammed into normal world geography, he's Bulgarian. There the childhood preferred prank is a kick up the butt. Simple, but effective. ]
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[ And then, because that's probably like saying 'Manchester' to someone who knows next to nothing about the UK- ]
Eastern Bulgaria. On the coast of the Black Sea.
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[ He'll just be a little ray of sunshine over here. I mean, they've both got their near hopeless little worlds. ]
Cold. Quiet.
[ And apparently he's supposed to fix it, if you believe that little trinket that has declared him the chosen one. Not that he divulges it often.
No wonder he's so gloomy. ]
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But if I do, will you let me meet you in person?
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And of course. Do let me know, I'll set up a meeting.
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...But I might go a bit faster if I can go to London to have tea with the queen.
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And please, I'd like to see you accomplish your goals because you want to do it for yourself, but if I can be an inspiration, then my reign hasn't been completely wasted.
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Honestly I just want to be able to say I've had tea with the queen of England so I'll be classier than 99%
of the people I meet.
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